How’s Yer Cunt?

We do get a few of them but one in particular makes me mute the phone so I can laugh out loud. The call always starts ” Hows yer cunt” in a whispery creepy phone sex voice. I always reply my cunt is as always, golden. I then, “Hows yer lil dick” ? He always replies that he has a 20″ dick given to him by alien seed. I ask him to elaborate and he says he is a hybrid 13,000 year old spawn of the 13th planet called Niburu. I researched , and there is stuff written all about this, so I surprised him next time he called…how’s Niburu, hows yer lil dick….lol. Then I heard a normal voice and then laughing. After that we had Giantess calls which was really his thang, actually the shrinking 2 inch man. He also said he could never comment because he did not read and write earth language and he uses a special phone. That’s it for creepy phone sex.

Hows Yer Lil Dick?

Yeah, he’s definitely a fave! I asked him to at least try to find an interpreter so he could share his customs in comments. He said he did not want to put me at risk of being abducted by the Annunaki, so he declined. I won’t be posting other examples because I would risk offending. He seems to love the attention even though he can’t read it. Well then…howz yer small dick space man? Come down and I will beam it smaller than shrink you to a quantum particle. LOLOLOL…..

That’s All for Creepy Phone Sex

It’s time now to prepare for a sissy caller in need of being whored out. I will give a shopping assignment and then accompany her to the mall while she tries on shoes. She then will sit at the mall bar hopefully scoring a blow job. She is ordered to swallow the cum, all to be done in the rest room. Toodles!

XOX

Princess Britany