The Birth Of Dick Breath
I think the name has caught on since I named dick breath jay-me. He now uses it as his signature, other LDW Mistresses call him that, and he introduces himself on the phone with this. He is often seen in Walgreen’s makeup section picking up new pastel eyeshadows and lipstick. He is a complete sissy fag and loves it when his mouth is vigorously fucked by a guy wearing a wife beater t-shirt and a Mistress holding his ears to steady the aim. So now we have others following in suit.
The Esoteric Meaning Of Dick Breath
One guy called on Saturday wanting a “dick breath” session. I said, sure…but the meaning behind dick breath is you have to eat cum, and like it. To be a sissy with dick breath is ultimate, of course. you get more blow job dates this way. Submissive sissy is the goal, to be willing to endure a bondage session while being plowed in the mouth, and being stuffed with the strap on of Mistress at the same time.
Get A PhD In Dickbreathery
So I tell everyone to be a dick breath is a huge commitment. Learning to drop to your knees gracefully is to be practiced. Learning to clandestinely re-apply lipstick between blowjobs will be noted as a feat of honor and talent. It would be the equivalent of a blow job PhD . So think about it. Do you deserve the honor? Can you commit to the study of dickbreathery?
A PHD in dickbreathery? OMG, Ms.Britany, you made me LOL so hard!That is just too funny. You have started quite a phenomenon with this dick breath assignment and nickname. I am borrowing it and can’t wait to use it!
Perhaps we should rename the “wife beater” t-shirt to “sissy pounder” t-shirt! I’m sure dick breath just gets weak in the knees when he sees such a dominant demanding man. She knows this is the man who can treat her like the accomplished dick breath cocksucker she is. 🙂
Haha..sissy pounder??? good one Ms P 🙂
I’m glad I amuse you Ms M 🙂
OMG Mistress Brittany-
I didn’t know you blogged me until just now, over 3 weeks after you write this post!
Am I really this well known among your LDW sisters?
I must admit my arousal when I read Mistress Piper’s comment about a wife beater being a sissy pounder. I do love how dominant he-men treat a sissy.
YES..a sissy pounder , dick breath. I want to tell everyone that yesterday you pre-ejaculated when that word was mentioned, little slut!
I love having dick breath where you can taste the guys load for the rest of the day even after you use mouth wash and brush your teeth.
Eww i have smelled some nasty dicks one time a guy was dancing for a girl and pulled boxers down and the real girl tipped him he had stinky dick . I like faggy sissy t girl dick best. Non stinky. And of course Mistress strap-on dick is awesome
I also love the sissy pounder tee shirt name .