Eat Your Heart Out

Get your magnifying glass out, imagine crawling between these feet slowly, and just as you get close enough, I trap you and laugh so hard. Like I would really let you go all the way, as if! Keeping you posted, I just got an audio program for recording. Get your tissues out!

So I talked to mikey b this weekend. This is the beotch that still owes me a shrine. He kept whining and begging when I did not have a blog to send him more and more photos. I sent him some but told him he had to make a shrine. Well he could not because his printer was broken. His printer is STILL broken, and that was 6 months ago. Now that I have a whole photo section, and pix posted each blog post, and a gallery of pix. He had the nerve then to ask me to have photos posted of me in a business suit standing this way and that way. I swear there is no pleasing this beotch!! he usually does tease and denial calls but this time I just humiliated him because of his whimpy demands. I love it when the  call cuts off and hes stroking. I definitely deserve a prezzie for all of this!

I had a great time on Friday night. My friends and I went to three Hollywood clubs and had mojitos. I met this Emo boy with very cool hair and got an invite to his parents place in Tahoe next week. He looks a little too sissy queer for me, but he may be fun to play with. We got talking and he said he liked to crossdress now and then. What does that mean, crossdress now and then. What it really means is he likes it all the time and will prolly end up crying , hugging my legs, and begging for understanding. Yes ! I totally understand! You are a sissy! Let me call my girlfriends 🙂

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