Jerk Off Today for Masturbation May

Are you having fun being a frantic masturbator for the month of May? Or are you a classy restrained and tight assed stroker. Who cares! As long as you jerk off today for Masturbation May. It brings to mind Bukkake, for a cum slut sissy receiving the delivery of cum on the body and then spoon fed by a Mistress cooing “Eat your breakfast of losers, sissy. It’s your morning protein shake”!

Poor Little Loser Dick Ruined it Again

Jackie Bean Peen slipped one out on the call today and ruined it, silly dum dum while pumping me for info instead of pumping little loser dick properly. He wanted to know exactly how I gave a blow job to Jason. I told him to shut up and get the coconut oil out along with the butt plug. I wanted him to ride it briskly after the subject of staring at his peen doing a yoga plow. He can’t do that anymore though. Too bad. it pays to stay in shape.

Nothing Like a Big Cock

Fucking and sucking is literally absent now during the plague but I certainly have my toys and a telephone with Skype to play with Jason. The peen would be green with envy if he took a look at Jason’s lovely cock. The peen even said he wanted to see me give Jason a blowjob. Now the peen wants to talk vanilla imagining me sucking cock living vicariously through Jason. That’s because he will never have The Golden Princess, ever.

Ruin It Ruin It Ruin It

What was achieved was a great big ruined orgasm as his phone suddenly quit. Surprisingly, the element of jerk off today for Masturbation May has turned into intelligent talk sessions without even one stroke except for jackie boy peen. Ruined orgasms fit in the mix after all. He was on the verge then the phone played a nasty trick by dying thus an orgasm ruined.

The Balloon Fetish

To sum up this brilliant and sexy blog post, what will June bring us. Balloon June? One thing I could never understand is the balloon fetish. Is it the sound of them wrapping around the body? Big balloons being popped with a Princess stiletto? A group of large blown up balloons being attacked and fallen on for a big pillow pop. I think it may be the sound, the rubber doll fetish sound. I really don’t know. Instead of me researching it, I want comments about it to see what all my perverts think!

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