Don't Be a Snorefest!

It was a totally awesome mall weekend. I purchased sandals, sundresses, lingerie, and bitch shorts. What are bitch shorts? The shortest jean shorts with the cutest of patterns. These particulars have glitter on the back, zippered pockets, frayed hem, and low cut for the belly button jewelry for viewing. The silver strappy flat sandals look best with these Princess shorts.

Where have I been? I have a real man, remember? Jason? Sissy bitches have been sending emails crying and whining. Too bad. I say just put yourself in the sissy position of being a little cuckold. Now how else would you exist for me.

OMG. I have been promising audios , havent I? I suppose I could absolute humiliate you on all types of subjects on audios…yawn, guess I should work on them. It is summer and I do have time.

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