Little Cocks Ha Ha Ha
SPH, that is small penis humiliation, is the most sought after subject on my blog. I get the most comments, the most traffic, when I blog about it. Why do you think? Because I genuinely laugh at it and am totally amused, as I roll on the floor laughing. You can tell I love it by the frequency of my posting it. So here it is again.
Big Hands, Big Feet, No Cock
There is a comment on my blog about a really tall guy with a little dick. I remember having an experience like this with an early boyfriend. Tall with big hands and feet, and a big nose. One would think he would have a big dick but this was not the case at all. I of course did not fuck this boy or even jerk him off, or let him jerk off for me because his little dick was really a turn off. The birth of a SPH Princess began young.
Little SPH Dik Pik
Another experience involved a bunch of drunk boys at a party. I told them to take off their clothes for a group photo, and they did. They posed! I showed them the picture delivered via email, and I put a caption on the photo. “Who wins the smallest penis contest! The prize is he get’s to eat his own cum!”
Birth of the Mean Girls
You can imagine how that went over…like a lead balloon. But I can tell it did excite a few of them. I hooked into SPH on the web, and I was so excited, that I immediately got on the phone and called my best friend Maya. We then shared stories of our experience, dug up kinky websites, compared notes, and then put it to the test in school. We were crowned “The Princess Bitches,” the new wave of mean girls.
A man with a little dick deserves to be ridiculed. They know it matters. They should stop trying to pretend everything is okay. NO, It is NOT!! Puny pricks do not win any medals or women. We have to give it to them straight. Small is useless. Get used to your hand.
Small is useful for humiliation, agree Ms Lena? 🙂